Is He Talking About His...?

He is 34 years old, 6'2 and has a shirtless pic in his profile. He sends the first message and I was not interested so I didn't respond (I know, kind of asshole-ish of me but it happens). Then comes the second message an hour or so later...

I don't think he is talking about his height, his personality or the size of his hands. 

Listen guy, I am REALLY sorry that you have a small penis, that is very unfortunate for you, but this is definitely not something you say to impress a girl. Especially a girl who didn't respond to your first message. But thank you for the heads up and not waiting to whip it out, surprising me on our "not going to happen" first date.

I just wonder what his motivation was when he decided to tell me this? Was he hoping I would ask questions or ask to see it? Considering how many dick pics I have been sent, I am thinking that might be it. Than again maybe I was rude, maybe I should have responded with something he probably wanted to hear like "its not how big it is, its how well you use it" or "it's ok as long as you have a great personality". But I didn't... for so many reasons.

XOXO

***side note and good call from an anonymous reader*** maybe it's not him, maybe he got caught on this site, or was hacked by an ex or a friend. We see it happen all he time on Facebook. Let's hope for this guys sake that is true!! Either way it's still funny, but if you give me some time I will message him and ask! :)

***UPDATE*** You wanted to know, I asked. I am still very confused.

I just said I wanted to learn how to...

So I really wanted to learn to play golf this summer. I have been to the driving range quite a bit since I was a kid but have never been out on an actual course. I thought that it would be a fun date idea. I guess I was naive to think that guys would take me seriously. I mean some did, SOME, but I got more messages like the ones listed below than guys actually wanting to golf. 

So guys listen...I do know you have a dick and balls, it's not a surprise to me. But I actually meant golf, like with a driver and golf balls, maybe even drink a couple of beers. I also know how to do "other things" but thanks for the offer. Try to be a little more original next time ;)

And just a FYI, I never got out on the course at all this summer :(
I also left the last guys pic up for your viewing pleasure.

XOXO