I just said I wanted to learn how to...

So I really wanted to learn to play golf this summer. I have been to the driving range quite a bit since I was a kid but have never been out on an actual course. I thought that it would be a fun date idea. I guess I was naive to think that guys would take me seriously. I mean some did, SOME, but I got more messages like the ones listed below than guys actually wanting to golf. 

So guys listen...I do know you have a dick and balls, it's not a surprise to me. But I actually meant golf, like with a driver and golf balls, maybe even drink a couple of beers. I also know how to do "other things" but thanks for the offer. Try to be a little more original next time ;)

And just a FYI, I never got out on the course at all this summer :(
I also left the last guys pic up for your viewing pleasure.

XOXO